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[music]

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Han Lee: Max.

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Max Black: No.

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Don't come with this...

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I-am-the-boss-and...
She-the-waitress look.

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Otherwise you'll just get one

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I-am-the-murderer...
And-you-the-victim-look.

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[laughter]

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Han Lee: The muscular woman
table

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two sends her bagel back.

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She wants a big one.

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Max Black: Sorry, what
exactly did the lady say?

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Han Lee: She wants a big one.

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Max Black: Clearly again.

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Han Lee: She wants a big one.

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Max Black: What was that like?

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Han Lee: Man,

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Finally he has it
irrefutable truth -

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heard from a guest.

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[laughter]

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[laughter]

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[music]

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[cat meows]

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Max Black: Don't tell me that
you don't hear the cat.

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We have to let them in.

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She's lost.

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Clearly.

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Or my admirer from
Blood donations are available outside.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Last week
there was a man at our door,

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who roared
stabbed.

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And your answer was:

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Max Black: Because he screamed
has:

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I was stabbed."

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[laughter]

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Either you became
stabbed,

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or not, my friend.

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[cat meows]

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Sounds like the cat

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[cat meows]

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Hello.

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Hello.

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[cat meows]

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She answers.

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Do you hear that?

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She says, "Help, let me
pure.

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Caroline Channing: Really,
I think it sounds like

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"Back to your bed."

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[laughter]

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[cat meows]

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Max Black: I beg you.

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She clearly said
me in.

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Ignore the blonde. She is
a bitch."

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You can
not every living being

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that stands at our door -
let in.

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Max Black: I guess I can. And
I already have it.

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Caroline Channing: Max. Forget
it.

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We won't
Cat ladies.

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It always starts harmlessly,

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by some stray
saves.

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But then he needs one
playmates.

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Because you're always at work
is.

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Then there are four more
Cats too.

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And you think,
it's all ok.

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We are the ladies with them
six cats."

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And then,

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you end up with the animals in need
Reality soap

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and roar
babies.

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These 27 angels - are everything
I have."

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[laughter]

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That's exactly how it works, Max.

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First you have one, then that's it
27.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: That's nonsense.

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Caroline Channing: Oh yeah?

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Max Black: How many
Garden gnomes are under yours
Bed?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Twenty-seven.

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[laughter]

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What?

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You know as soon as I have one
have a garden,

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are you allowed to go out down there?

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[laughter]

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Come on, I want one
kitten.

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Kittens for Max, kittens for
Max.

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Caroline Channing: Max, us
already have a horse.

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We can't for another one
animal arise.

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We're broke.

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Max Black: Come on. Chestnut
needs a friend.

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He's tearing himself apart so much
like to shut up about us...

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and he only has this rat -

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and she's just interested
for yourself.

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[laughter]

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[knock]

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Caroline Channing: Who to
It's hell at this time of day.

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Max Black: Probably them
cat.

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Or the Brooklyn rapist.

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Open and let fate
decide.

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Please.

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[cheers from spectators]

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Please, someone can finally
that damn cat
kill.

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[laughter]

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Where did she learn?
say?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: There you have it.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, she has
me all night long
kept awake.

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Max Black: The poor kitten
cries every night...

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at our door.

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And wants to be let in.

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It's probably hoping for
warm milk and a -

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little bit of canned tuna.

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Caroline Channing: Max.

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This is our meal for tomorrow.

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Wait, that's fine
yes on.

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A cat is not always one
cat.

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Max Black: Oh, please.

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Tell us.

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: In Poland,
we believe

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when you scrape outside,
you reincarnate as a cat.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I am
only,

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who thinks that Poland has one
huge freak show?

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[laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: That's why
let's let a cat in.

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Because she is only human,
who was reborn -

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and feel like a plague of Semites
nests.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You mean
Termite plague, right?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I do
that? Good night sweeties.

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[laughter]

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[cat meows]

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Caroline Channing: Hey, us
you should just ignore them.

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After a while... she runs away
off alone.

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Max Black: Leave on your own?

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This is a stray cat
not my father.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Goodnight,
Max.

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Max Black: Great.

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No kitten for Max, not one
Kittens for Max

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You see,
Max. I said the cat
stops.

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Max.

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[cat meows]

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Max!

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Max Black: We can
keep it, mom?

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Can we keep them?

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[laughter]

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[music]

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Earl, you don't want a cat,
right?

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Earl: A cat.

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No, cats steal your grass.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: You see, Caroline.

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Nobody wants the cat.

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We keep them.

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Time for a triple
Hip-hip meow.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You have to
already try him
convince.

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Come on, Earl.

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Don't you want a cat?

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Kittens for Earl, kittens for
Earl.

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[laughter]

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Earl: I'm way too old for this
a cat.

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Maybe I need it in six
months, someone

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who changes my diapers
must.

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[music]

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Max Black: Oleg, what do you think
Cats?

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Oleg: Really great.

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I've watched Cats nine times
Seen Broadway.

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[laughter]

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Very clever piece, though
definitely a bit expensive.

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I've never had so much
paid to dance a pussy
to see.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: So far
let's keep the cat.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Hey, Han.
Would you like to have a cat?

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Max Black: Then you could have it
a friend your size.

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[laughter]

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Come on, you could on her
ride here.

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Han Lee: No, I can't
with cats.

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You are moody,
biased and lazy.

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I already have you, that's enough.

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[laughter]

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And you don't get any affection
from them.

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Max Black: Of course you get it.

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You just have to get out of them
get out.

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Cats like it,

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if you give them gentle
Butt spanked.

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Han Lee: And someone should
Cat liked?

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I don't understand that. That is
a mystery to me.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Kitty. kitty, kitty,
Kitty.

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Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Kitty, kitty.

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Han Lee: I work all the time.
I can't have a cat.

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Why is it such a beautiful one?
Feeling?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Because someone with
breasts touched you?

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Han Lee: There are people with
breasts that touch me.

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Caroline Channing: She means
except your mom.

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Han Lee: Then not.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Well, we
asked everyone

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that we know.

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Now I'm depressed,

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because that's all of us
know.

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Max Black: How sad.

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Caroline Channing: Let's ask
die Leute im Diner.

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The kitty definitely needs one
Home.

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Max Black: Wieso?

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Why can't she be with us?
stay

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and on this magnificent
Sleep with natural upholstery?

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[laughter]

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Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Kitty.

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Caroline Channing: That feels
sich echt gut an.

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Catherine: Excuse me,

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I heard that you guys
fragen,

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would you like to have a cat?

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And, uh, I loved it
one.

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Caroline Channing: Honestly?

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Then we have your cat.

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Max Black: Woah, woah. Not where
quickly.

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First I have to do some important things
Ask questions.

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Do you smoke?

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Catherine: Yes.

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Max Black: Do you drink?

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Catherine: Yes.

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Max Black: Do you take drugs?

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Catherine: Occasionally.

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Max Black: Forget them
cat.

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Take me.

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[laughter]

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Hey, kitty. Your new mistress
is great.

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She smokes, she drinks,

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she takes drugs every now and then
She definitely has cats too.

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Catherine: Hi.

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Oh my God.

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There she is.

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She's pheno-meow.

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[laughter]

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Come in.

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Welcome little kitty.

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Caroline Channing: You see,
Max.

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It's great though.

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[cats meow]

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Max Black: What the hell...

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is going on here,

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Caroline?

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All the kittens in close quarters
Space crammed together.

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This is so sad.

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Now all that's missing is Celine
Dion standing in the corner and
whines.

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Caroline Channing: What, those
few kittens.

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It's cute though. They attack!

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Catherine: Sorry.

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He loves blondes.

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Max Black: And on the carpet
He loves pooping too.

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Catherine: No, Twinkles.
No, oh.

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OK. Short round of introductions.

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This is Bethany, Redford,
Zellers,

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Franklin, Eleanor, pudding,
Mustacio,

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Mietzi, Meredith, Baxter,
Bernie.

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[Laughs]

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Max Black: She remembers
still remember all their names?

268
00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:20,130
I don't even know how
guy was called,

269
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,430
by whom I was deflowered.

270
00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,230
[laughter]

271
00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:23,400
I think it was Coach
something.

272
00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,100
Caroline Channing: You know
Catherine.

273
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,460
They have a really big one
loving

274
00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,830
and hairy family.

275
00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:30,200
A bit like that
Kardashians.

276
00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,460
[laughter]

277
00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,600
Catherine: There are only 24.

278
00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,130
[cat meows]

279
00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,130
Ooh.

280
00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:38,530
31.

281
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,060
[laughter]

282
00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:42,300
Max Black: Let's go.
Before these critters hit us
bite...

283
00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,530
and we turn into feline ones
transform hermaphrodites,

284
00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,960
the streets at night
stray

285
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,200
and they never freeze.

286
00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:48,930
Caroline Channing: We are
straight back again.

287
00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,800
We'll talk briefly
outside. And FYI.

288
00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:53,960
The mother looks like
she eats her newborn.

289
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,360
Could be.

290
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,900
Because that little one there in yours
Mouth is.

291
00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:58,960
Catherine: Mietzi, let go.

292
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000
[laughter]

293
00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,600
Max Black: Let's go.

294
00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:03,230
Within five minutes
the number rose

295
00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,900
24 to 31.

296
00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:06,830
Two have it right now
Doggy position driven.

297
00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,530
Will be here in two months
fifty cats.

298
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,630
[laughter]

299
00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,460
Caroline Channing: You can
not get pregnant -

300
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,860
in the doggy position.

301
00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:13,660
Or?

302
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,360
[laughter]

303
00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:21,100
We can't go in there anymore.
There was so much hair.

304
00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:23,330
Even a cat had ne
Lint roller in the paw.

305
00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,730
[laughter]

306
00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:25,430
Caroline Channing: Okay,

307
00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:26,230
but if she doesn't stay here,

308
00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,760
we just have another one
option.

309
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,700
Max Black: No.

310
00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,030
We don't plug Kitty in
animal shelter.

311
00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:31,400
Caroline Channing: Why?

312
00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,960
Many cats are adopted -
and get a nice one
Home.

313
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,900
Max Black: Listen. I wanted
don't say that.

314
00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:38,660
But she's not straight
incredibly pretty.

315
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,660
[laughter]

316
00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,100
Caroline Channing: What are you talking about
you then, please?

317
00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,060
Max Black: She's not
particularly pretty.

318
00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,000
[laughter]

319
00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:45,700
Caroline Channing: Oh. I
please you.

320
00:09:45,730 --> 00:09:47,460
She's not necessarily one
classic beauty,

321
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,860
but she shines from within.

322
00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,430
Max Black: If they go to...
animal shelter is coming,

323
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:52,260
then it will perish.

324
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,160
Everyone says

325
00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,200
it only depends on the internal ones
values,

326
00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:55,160
and personality.

327
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,560
But in reality you want
a young one,

328
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,630
sexy kittens around all day
to play with their balls.

329
00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,730
[laughter]

330
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,730
Catherine: Are you okay, ladies?

331
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,700
Max Black: No.

332
00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,830
Nothing is okay at all.
My boots are now
fed,

333
00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,430
because of all the cat hair there
inside.

334
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,400
[laughter]

335
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:12,730
Catherine: Ow, stop it.
Leave that.

336
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,160
Sorry, this is Gina.

337
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,060
She is bipolar.

338
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,400
And she refuses hers
Tablets...

339
00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,330
Ow.

340
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,660
Stop it, Gina.

341
00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:19,860
Caroline Channing: We're sorry
Sorry, Catherine.

342
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,960
This won't work. It is
really nothing personal.

343
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,360
You're crazy, that is
everything.

344
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,330
Catherine: This breaks me
really the heart.

345
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,200
Ow, ow.

346
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,630
I already had a name for it
them ready.

347
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,400
Veronika 2. Ow, stop it.

348
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,360
Ow, ow.

349
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,630
I urgently need to go to them
see cats.

350
00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,860
Who wants a treat?

351
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,760
[laughter]

352
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,630
Max Black: Um, we... are each other
but agree,

353
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,230
the Veronica 1 suicide
committed.

354
00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:45,000
Kitty, we'll find you one
beautiful home.

355
00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:50,960
[music]

356
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,530
Max Black: Psst. Do you want no?
Cat?

357
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,430
[laughter]

358
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,830
Free cat?

359
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,200
[laughter]

360
00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,230
Do you want a cat?

361
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,600
You'll love it here, Kitty.

362
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,560
Park Slope is something like that
Beverly Hills of Brooklyn.

363
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,400
Caroline Channing: He likes
Kitties.

364
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,660
Max Black: [quietly] Hey, want
You a kitty?

365
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,460
Man: Excuse me?

366
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,500
Max Black: [quietly] Kitty?

367
00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,500
Man: How much does your girlfriend cost?

368
00:11:17,530 --> 00:11:19,100
[laughter]

369
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,230
Caroline Channing: She says no
cat.

370
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:22,030
We are looking for a home for one
cat.

371
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,500
Man: Oh, so no sex.

372
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,530
Caroline Channing: No.

373
00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,130
Man: What should I do with him?
Cat? I want sex.

374
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,030
[laughter]

375
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,630
Max Black: Well, Kitty. Also
when it's really hard.

376
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,130
I think from now on you have to
go your own way.

377
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,730
Lots of rich people live here.

378
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,530
Maybe you'll even find one
Home.

379
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,430
Caroline Channing: Max, come
Are you okay with that?

380
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,700
Max Black: With my baby
cousin

381
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:44,100
it's not that difficult for me
liked.

382
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:48,860
[laughter]

383
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:49,900
Come on, kitty.

384
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:54,730
Caroline Channing: Oh, yeah.

385
00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,000
Let's go to the next house.

386
00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,200
sun from the south,
Pre-war building that pleases
her.

387
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,130
And here we go.

388
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,600
Max Black: You live in now
Park Slope.

389
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,760
Get an African baby
and push it in one

390
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,800
Designer stroller through the
area.

391
00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:10,530
Caroline Channing: Imagine
That was my plan B.

392
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,100
[laughter]

393
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,730
Max Black: Run, run away.

394
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,760
Get out.

395
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,200
Shit on it. She lives
here now.

396
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,330
[laughter]

397
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,430
Look.

398
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,530
They have a piano. There you can
shoot your videos.

399
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,960
You will become a YouTube star.

400
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:30,630
[piano sounds]

401
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,400
Take care, kitty.

402
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,830
Wow, I'm shocked, you
you didn't stop me.

403
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:37,930
Caroline Channing: You
stop?

404
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,160
If I can fit through the bars
would,

405
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,060
I would find myself here
suspend.

406
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,960
[music]

407
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,330
Max Black: I wonder what
Kitty just...

408
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,260
in her chic townhouse like that
drives.

409
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,700
She's probably cuddling
especially with an older one
gays,

410
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:52,100
who loves to read.

411
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,360
Because the gays are them
single,

412
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,400
who are still reading.

413
00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:55,830
[laughter]

414
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,660
They are probably sitting on the
Couch and reading the one in boots
Hangover.

415
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,330
[laughter]

416
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,830
Caroline Channing: I am
proud of us.

417
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:03,130
Thanks to us the cat becomes one
lead a better life,

418
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,530
than we ever will have.

419
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,060
Max Black: Play here now
not the heroine.

420
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,730
I made this possible for her.

421
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,500
You wanted to mislead her on this one
Leave cat swingers club.

422
00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,630
[laughter]

423
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,730
Woman: Would you mind?

424
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,600
when I have my flyer next to it
attach to your window?

425
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,100
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Yes.

426
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,730
About a week ago it was us
our cat Jinxie escaped.

427
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,000
Have you seen them?

428
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,830
Caroline Channing: No.

429
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,360
No, I haven't had one for a long time
Cat seen more.

430
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,060
Just yesterday I said, "was
No cat here for a long time
more".

431
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,100
[laughter]

432
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,930
Max Black: A collar would be
not a bad idea.

433
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,530
And an identification tag is missing
also.

434
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,630
Even my mom gave me one
Dog tag.

435
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:37,860
It was a flea collar,
anyway...

436
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,500
[laughter]

437
00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:42,160
Why are you hanging these flyers
only now?

438
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,830
Woman: Um, what's here please
going on?

439
00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:46,460
Caroline Channing: I say that
gladly to you.

440
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,430
We are pleased,

441
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,800
the flyer with your cat
to hang up,

442
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,730
which we have never experienced in our lives
have seen.

443
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,200
Seriously, where are all of them?
Just cats?

444
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,600
Queens? Staten Island?

445
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,900
In any case, there are no more here.

446
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:57,300
[laughter]

447
00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,230
Woman: Okay.

448
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,260
That was strange.

449
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,330
[laughter]

450
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,400
Caroline Channing: And you are
you are absolutely sure

451
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,530
that this is Kitty?

452
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,700
Max Black: Yes, she is.

453
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:06,730
The same green eyes,

454
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,130
a notch in the ear...

455
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,660
[meow]

456
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,730
Caroline Channing: Oh, God.

457
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,760
Oh God.

458
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,430
Sophie Kachinsky: Hello girls.

459
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,630
And everything loose?

460
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,760
Not with me, who is rubber
thanks.

461
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,630
[laughter]

462
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,600
Caroline Channing: I'm sorry
sorry, Sophie.

463
00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,430
The cupcake window is during the day
not up.

464
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,160
Sophie Kachinsky: What do I want?
with your life story?

465
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,060
I want a cupcake.

466
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,960
[laughter]

467
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,230
Max Black: Sophie,

468
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,930
I'm sure you still remember
to the cat in front of our house.

469
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,300
Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, you did
put her to sleep?

470
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,600
[laughter]

471
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,030
Caroline Channing: We stopped
You for a stray and have

472
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:35,460
in vain for a home for them
wanted

473
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,660
Sophie Kachinsky: Hm, so you have
you put her to sleep

474
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,500
Max Black: No.

475
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,560
We have them in plenty
Neighborhood left behind.

476
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,930
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, it was
i.e. from a rich man
euthanized.

477
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,130
[laughter]

478
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,560
Caroline Channing: Apparently
She wasn't a stray at all.

479
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,730
Her mistress was just there. This
here is the cat, Sophie.

480
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,600
Her name is Jinxie.

481
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,530
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, wait
please.

482
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,000
One second please.

483
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,960
I met you recently
told when you are in Poland
scraped outside,

484
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,530
you return as a cat.

485
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,800
Caroline Channing: Forget that
I definitely don't.

486
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,760
[laughter]

487
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,060
Sophie Kachinsky: There is
not Jinxie,

488
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:07,000
This is my friend Nancy.

489
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:10,300
[Laughter]

490
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,800
Look at her. The same
green eyes,

491
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,600
a notch in the ear. And those
same beard hairs.

492
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,630
[laughter]

493
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,460
Caroline Channing: Sophie, me
don't think so

494
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,330
that this is Nancy.

495
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,330
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, yes.

496
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,330
You and I had one
super violent argument.

497
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,730
And now she's back, um
to haunt me.

498
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,100
[laughter]

499
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,160
Shortly before her death she wanted to
another apology from
me.

500
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,800
And now she's back.

501
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,300
I'll tell you what.

502
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,930
Nancy can take credit for that
stuck.

503
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,460
[Laughter]

504
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,200
Max Black: Jinxie.

505
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,860
Caroline Channing: Jinxie.

506
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,400
Max Black: Jinxie, come here,
kitten.

507
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,830
Like I said before,

508
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,860
We have it somewhere here
discovered by chance.

509
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,060
Woman: Funny,

510
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,560
How's she going to Park Slope?
done?

511
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,230
[laughter]

512
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:54,930
Max Black: Be patient.

513
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,630
She is here. I promise.

514
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,830
Jinxie.

515
00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,430
Jinxie.

516
00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,230
Caroline Channing: Nancy.

517
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,600
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: Nancy!

518
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:07,200
Nancy, come here, Nancy.

519
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,000
Nancy.

520
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:09,630
Here's Sophie.

521
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,330
I'm here to myself
apologize.

522
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,060
Woman: Um, what's going on here?

523
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,930
Max Black: Oh, my God, there
is Nancy.

524
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,860
I mean Jinxie.

525
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900
Uh, kitty.

526
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:28,900
Hello Hello. Hi, baby.

527
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:31,900
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Kitty.

528
00:16:31,930 --> 00:16:33,260
Caroline Channing: What she's doing
you like it,

529
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,130
because I really like it too
liked.

530
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,900
Anyway, here's your cat.
Isn't that great?

531
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:40,360
Woman: She belongs to my friend,
do you know?

532
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,630
Max Black: I'm keeping it.

533
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,430
Caroline Channing: Max, do it
close your eyes

534
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,160
and turn away.

535
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,160
Just like you always do,

536
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,930
if the Jehovah's Witnesses before the
door stand.

537
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,900
[laughter]

538
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:51,860
Woman: Put this thing in here.

539
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,360
Max Black: Put this thing here
pure?

540
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,160
I say that if you mean it
Hand gets tired.

541
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,260
[laughter]

542
00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:03,800
[music]

543
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:13,960
Han Lee: Maxi, Maxi, Maxi,
Maxi, Maxi.

544
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:26,660
[laughter]

545
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,530
Now you with me.

546
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,330
Max Black: Well first of all.

547
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,860
I own the diner now.

548
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,500
And secondly.

549
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,630
Don't ever do that again, Han.

550
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,100
[laughter]

551
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,830
Han Lee: Well, great. Then spanked
I just myself.

552
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,530
Oleg: So like usual.

553
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,560
[Laughter]

554
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,530
Max Black: I hope you are
satisfied.

555
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,560
I have Jinxie's owner
Facebooked.

556
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,060
They don't have any photos of it
Kitty, not even a status update,

557
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,330
that her kitty is back.

558
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,160
For this she posts photos of
her perfect manicure.

559
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,230
And from fatty food,

560
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,000
that they'll come back later anyway
will vomit.

561
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,660
[laughter]

562
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,560
Caroline Channing: Come on,
Max.

563
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,960
Surely there is a photo
from Kitty.

564
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:08,860
Wow.

565
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,230
Max Black: Is there one?

566
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,160
Caroline Channing: No, hers
Manicures are heavenly.

567
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,500
[Laughter]

568
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:14,100
Max, photos or not.

569
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,330
We should just be happy

570
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,630
that the cat is back with him
types is,

571
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,460
who loves her.

572
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,630
Max Black: The guy she
loves?

573
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,330
He doesn't love Kitty. If he
it would,

574
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,300
are there photos,

575
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,700
like Kitty on his first
Wedding dances.

576
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:23,700
[laughter]

577
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,560
What, the cat tuxedo is closed
been expensive?

578
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,830
It costs twenty bucks.

579
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,800
[laughter]

580
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,930
I know that

581
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960
because I don't
Wheelbarrow gnome bought one
have.

582
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
[laughter]

583
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,600
Kitty doesn't have a loving home.

584
00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,630
No photos, no love.

585
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:34,360
Caroline Channing: Okay, Max.

586
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,360
Okay, say it.

587
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,930
I have the cat Raven Parents
left.

588
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,630
Max Black: You have the cat
left to raven parents.

589
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:43,800
[Music]

590
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,800
Caroline Channing: I have one
Gift for you.

591
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,260
[Miau]

592
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,400
Max Black: Fuck me. I
dreams.

593
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,300
Caroline Channing: Oh, yes. It
ist Jinxie.

594
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,400
It's Nancy, Jinxie was hers
Slave name.

595
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,800
[laughter]

596
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:59,060
Oh, Nancy. I got you
missing.

597
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,130
I missed you so much.

598
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,930
How did you do that? How
did you get them?

599
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,300
Caroline Channing: That was
quite complicated.

600
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:06,560
I fell into her apartment

601
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,560
and said:
"Not a cat."

602
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,530
And they said:
belongs to you".

603
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,960
[Laughs]

604
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,360
Max Black: Oh, my God.

605
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,600
This is what it feels like when you...
is happy.

606
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,860
And why do you have your opinion?
changed?

607
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,330
Caroline Channing: Two ago
years

608
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,860
I stood in despair
your door.

609
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,700
And said:

610
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,860
[Laughs]

611
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,400
And you let me in.

612
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,600
What changed my life.

613
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,360
Max Black: That was one
a little something different.

614
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,000
I didn't actually want you
let in.

615
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:33,700
The cat does.

616
00:19:33,730 --> 00:19:35,630
[laughter]

617
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,230
Caroline Channing: But
Finally I was allowed in.

618
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,430
You opened your door,
gave me shelter,

619
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,560
Food...and love.

620
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,060
Max Black: When the cat falls
it's easier for me.

621
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,400
[laughter]

622
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,100
Caroline Channing: Comparative
you the love for a person -

623
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:46,360
with the love of a cat?

624
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,130
Max Black: Not really.

625
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,230
Cat love lasts forever.

626
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,600
[laughter]

627
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,100
Sophie Kachinsky: Hey, you guys
Sweets.

628
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:53,630
I just went to the salad bar.

629
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,730
There are also ribs now
All you can eat.

630
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,730
Do you want something?

631
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,360
[laughter]

632
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,000
Max Black: Sophie, the kitten
is back.

633
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:02,100
She wanted to be in her home
none.

634
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,130
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh yeah.

635
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,030
That's typical Nancy.

636
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,400
[laughter]

637
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,330
Caroline Channing: Sophie,
do you want to see the cat?

638
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,400
Sophie Kachinsky: She is
in the apartment?

639
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:19,460
No no. No no no.

640
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,330
I'm not ready for her yet
to see.

641
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,960
That's just too much.

642
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,960
I'm happy for you, Nancy.

643
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,230
But I can do it now
really not.

644
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,260
[screams]

645
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,860
[laughter]

646
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:37,360
Caroline Channing: Wait, where
is the cat?

647
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,030
Oh no. Chestnut.

648
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,660
I have the back door
abandoned.

649
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,860
Caroline Channing: Oh, my
God. Just look.

650
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,200
She lies on her back
Chestnut.

651
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:50,460
They like each other.

652
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:51,960
Max Black: Why not?

653
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,800
She's a dashing redhead.
And he's a stallion.

654
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,230
[laughter]

655
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,500
You did the right thing.

656
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,200
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Kitty.

657
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,400
Caroline Channing: Why is that?
Is that such a nice feeling?

658
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,130
Max Black: Because someone with
breasts touched you?

659
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:09,200
[Music]